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diff --git a/config.toml b/config.toml index 2f0014a..58203e5 100644 --- a/config.toml +++ b/config.toml @@ -48,6 +48,14 @@ pygmentsUseClasses = true post = '| ' [[menu.main]] + identifier = "poetry" + name = "Poetry" + title = "Poetry" + url = "/writing/poetry/" + weight = 20 + post = '| ' + + [[menu.main]] identifier = "reading" name = "Reading" title = "Reading" diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/_index.md b/content/writing/poetry/_index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..523b9b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/writing/poetry/_index.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +--- +title: 'Poetry' +type: 'writing/poetry' +--- + +Here be some poetry. Yar! + +Sniffo. diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md b/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2336e0e --- /dev/null +++ b/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +--- +title: "Katherine Ryan Was Fired From Hooters For What? | Big Fat Quiz" +draft: false +date: 2022-08-13 +categories: ['Poetry'] +--- + +1,030,790 views + + ...but she did open the first Hooters branch in England! + +Katherine Ryan's reason for getting fired is the funniest thing I've heard for some time! + +This sequence of interactions has got to be the funniest of the series! + +0:30. I actually thought Richard Ayoade said Noel Fielding's first job was 'being cute' + +As a Canadian I can relate to Katherines struggle. + +"Club Sandwiches not seals” is pure gold. + +Noel is so much funnier when he isn’t paired with Russell Brand. + +Aw bless! David got to use his joke! He's so miserable when he can't use it so it was nice that he got the chance. + +Always wondered how the knocker upper timed it so the first guy \ +wouldn’t be wakened really early and the last one with barely time \ +to get dressed before work. \ +Maybe the went to the furthest away house first? + +This is my favorite episode of bfq ever. So much personality across the panel. + +What's a baby seal's favourite drink? \ +Canadian club on the rocks. + +British humour is the best. + +my favourite thing to do atm is eat an edible and watch Katherine Ryan moments + +Hooters supports clubbing seals + +contestants never heckled Alex Trebec like that, saying he looked like a seal + +Took me a few seconds to understand what she wrote + +Saw jimmy being interviewed on Australian television two nights ago, \ +he’s had so much “work” he looks like \ +a freak. + +She says "You're welcome." Like she thinks introducing Hooters to the UK was a good thing. + +Katherine AND Aisling together.... good night. \ +By anyone's standards + +I find myself loosing all respect with everybody concerned with that program. \ +Funny they might, be but the insult they deliver to the public by pretending \ +that they didn't instantly recognize a knocker upper beggars belief, \ +and demonstrates just how little respect modern broadcasters have \ +for the audience. + +I feel like Noel would go out red dungaree's now + +Is this what people who watch TV consider to be comedy? \ +Goodness me! \ +Some people make their money easily these days. \ +Your mind must be scrambled if you watch this tripe. \ +I don't watch TV but these 'try too hard" people have been around since Adam. \ +Then again, it's the familiar faces you had seen constantly projected into your home \ +that have become your 'friends', the people you think you know, \ +the people you would like to socialise with, \ +the very people who wouldn't entertain your friendship in reality. \ +Or maybe you watch to be effected by the audience's fake 'studio' laughter \ +just to add some cheer to your little life. Pathetic. + +[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSz4dgDH0U) + diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md b/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6a18bfa --- /dev/null +++ b/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ +--- +title: "Notch Coding Prelude of the Chambered" +draft: false +date: 2022-08-13 +categories: ['Poetry'] +--- + +This was originally streamed on August 20th 2021 on Justin.tv \ +A land long gone. \ +Thank you to Nicklaus Lof for archiving the first part. \ +I tried to use machine learning to upscale the video \ +But none of the results gave me satisfactory results \ +So this is it ladies and gentlemen. \ +At least the audio is good on this one lol + +Brutal! The first part is finally out, great job Hike, \ +i have all of the jam games from Notch \ +Some of them updated with resolutions and being adappted \ +The one i can't find is Bunny Press \ +If you know something about it please let me know. \ +Fantastic work :] + +when you start to learning programming basics and logic, \ +and you go to watch this video \ +you start to understand what he is doing \ +edited: It's bad to watch this at poor quality \ +but at least we can see this man working. + +If you want to fix Notch flickering problem at 37:32 \ +Just put the frame properties in this order \ +frame.setVisible(true); \ +frame.pack(); \ +frame.setLocationRelativeTo(null); + +I found it quite *pressurising* that he did all the boilerplate \ +code that I would normally not have to do if I was using something like \ +Processing! \ +Of course, Processing isn't for such professional use, but it was fun \ +to see some actual Java code anyway, :o!... \ +Thank you for the VOD, ";D! \ +Edit: this is REALLY me when programming. + +Thank you for uploading all the streams he did to youtube. \ +Does he streams again building something to twitch? + +3D stuff in 3 hours... Super cool! \ + +Can anyone make a guide on how to build this? \ + +21:52 when he starts. \ + +Can anyone tell me the math or programming technique \ +or idea behind the workings \ +of the renderFloor() method \ +around 1:11:06? I mean, \ +how does he convert to 3D \ +from a 2D set of pixels? + +[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO3SSlsgJM&list=PLgAujBKarXXoMxJDyi1Am4yvfbHYWRwOC&index=3) diff --git a/layouts/partials/poetry.html b/layouts/partials/poetry.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c62ddc1 --- /dev/null +++ b/layouts/partials/poetry.html @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +<h2>Poetry</h2> + +<p>This is experimental.</p> + +<ul id="poetry"> + {{ range where site.RegularPages "Section" "writing" }} + <li> + <a href="{{ .Permalink }}">{{ .Title }}</a> + </li> + {{ end }} +</ul> diff --git a/layouts/writing/poetry/section.html b/layouts/writing/poetry/section.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..c1d096e --- /dev/null +++ b/layouts/writing/poetry/section.html @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +{{ define "main" }} + +{{ .Content }} + +{{ partial "poetry.html" }} +{{ end }} |