first attempt at poetry section

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     post = '| '
 
   [[menu.main]]
+    identifier = "poetry"
+    name = "Poetry"
+    title = "Poetry"
+    url = "/writing/poetry/"
+    weight = 20
+    post = '| '
+
+  [[menu.main]]
     identifier = "reading"
     name = "Reading"
     title = "Reading"
diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/_index.md b/content/writing/poetry/_index.md
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+---
+title: 'Poetry'
+type: 'writing/poetry'
+---
+
+Here be some poetry. Yar!
+
+Sniffo.
diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md b/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md
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+---
+title: "Katherine Ryan Was Fired From Hooters For What? | Big Fat Quiz"
+draft: false
+date: 2022-08-13
+categories: ['Poetry']
+---
+
+1,030,790 views
+
+ ...but she did open the first Hooters branch in England!
+
+Katherine Ryan's reason for getting fired is the funniest thing I've heard for some time!
+
+This sequence of interactions has got to be the funniest of the series!
+
+0:30. I actually thought Richard Ayoade said Noel Fielding's first job was 'being cute'
+
+As a Canadian I can relate to Katherines struggle.
+
+"Club Sandwiches not seals” is pure gold.
+
+Noel is so much funnier when he isn’t paired with Russell Brand.
+
+Aw bless! David got to use his joke! He's so miserable when he can't use it so it was nice that he got the chance.
+
+Always wondered how the knocker upper timed it so the first guy \
+wouldn’t be wakened really early and the last one with barely time \
+to get dressed before work.  \
+Maybe the went to the furthest away house first?
+
+This is my favorite episode of bfq ever. So much personality across the panel.
+
+What's a baby seal's favourite drink? \
+Canadian club on the rocks.
+
+British humour is the best.
+
+my favourite thing to do atm is eat an edible and watch Katherine Ryan moments
+
+Hooters supports clubbing seals 
+
+contestants never heckled Alex Trebec like that, saying he looked like a seal 
+
+Took me a few seconds to understand what she wrote
+
+Saw jimmy being interviewed on Australian television two nights ago, \
+he’s had so much “work” he looks like \
+a freak. 
+
+She says "You're welcome." Like she thinks introducing Hooters to the UK was a good thing. 
+
+Katherine AND Aisling together.... good night. \
+By anyone's standards
+
+I find myself loosing all respect with everybody concerned with that program. \
+Funny they might, be but the insult they deliver to the public by pretending \
+that they didn't instantly recognize a knocker upper beggars belief, \
+and demonstrates just how little respect modern broadcasters have \
+for the audience. 
+
+I feel like Noel would go out red dungaree's now 
+
+Is this what people who watch TV consider to be comedy? \
+Goodness me! \
+Some people make their money easily these days. \
+Your mind must be scrambled if you watch this tripe. \
+I don't watch TV but these 'try too hard" people have been around since Adam. \
+Then again, it's the familiar faces you had seen constantly projected into your home \
+that have become your 'friends', the people you think you know, \
+the people you would like to socialise with, \
+the very people who wouldn't entertain your friendship in reality. \
+Or maybe you watch to be effected by the audience's fake 'studio' laughter \
+just to add some cheer to your little life. Pathetic. 
+
+[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSz4dgDH0U)
+
diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md b/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md
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+---
+title: "Notch Coding Prelude of the Chambered"
+draft: false
+date: 2022-08-13
+categories: ['Poetry']
+---
+
+This was originally streamed on August 20th 2021 on Justin.tv \
+A land long gone. \
+Thank you to Nicklaus Lof for archiving the first part. \
+I tried to use machine learning to upscale the video \
+But none of the results gave me satisfactory results \
+So this is it ladies and gentlemen. \
+At least the audio is good on this one lol
+
+Brutal! The first part is finally out, great job Hike, \
+i have all of the jam games from Notch \
+Some of them updated with resolutions and being adappted \
+The one i can't find is Bunny Press \
+If you know something about it please let me know. \
+Fantastic work :]
+
+when you start to learning programming basics and logic, \
+and you go to watch this video \
+you start to understand what he is doing \
+edited: It's bad to watch this at poor quality \
+but at least we can see this man working.
+
+If you want to fix Notch flickering problem at 37:32 \
+Just put the frame properties in this order \
+frame.setVisible(true); \
+frame.pack(); \
+frame.setLocationRelativeTo(null);
+
+I found it quite *pressurising* that he did all the boilerplate \
+code that I would normally not have to do if I was using something like \
+Processing! \
+Of course, Processing isn't for such professional use, but it was fun \
+to see some actual Java code anyway, :o!... \
+Thank you for the VOD, ";D! \
+Edit: this is REALLY me when programming.
+
+Thank you for uploading all the streams he did to youtube. \
+Does he streams again building something to twitch?
+
+3D stuff in 3 hours... Super cool! \
+
+Can anyone make a guide on how to build this? \
+
+21:52 when he starts. \
+
+Can anyone tell me the math or programming technique \
+or idea behind the workings \
+of the renderFloor() method \
+around 1:11:06? I mean, \
+how does he convert to 3D \
+from a 2D set of pixels?
+
+[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO3SSlsgJM&list=PLgAujBKarXXoMxJDyi1Am4yvfbHYWRwOC&index=3)
diff --git a/layouts/partials/poetry.html b/layouts/partials/poetry.html
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+<h2>Poetry</h2>
+
+<p>This is experimental.</p>
+
+<ul id="poetry">
+  {{ range where site.RegularPages "Section" "writing" }}
+  <li>
+    <a href="{{ .Permalink }}">{{ .Title }}</a>
+  </li>
+  {{ end }}
+</ul>
diff --git a/layouts/writing/poetry/section.html b/layouts/writing/poetry/section.html
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+{{ define "main" }}
+
+{{ .Content }}
+
+{{ partial "poetry.html" }}
+{{ end }}