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diff --git a/data/cat_kills.yml b/data/cat_kills.yml new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9b96506 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/cat_kills.yml @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +cat_kills: + - date: "22 July 2022" + super_species: "Rodent" + specific_species: "Shrew" + kill_type: "DOA" + killer: "Unknown" + suspect_killer: "Unknown" + comments: "Dumped outside the backdoor. Supine." + - date: "22 July 2022" + super_species: "Rodent" + specific_species: "Shrew" + kill_type: "DOA" + killer: "Unknown" + suspect_killer: "Unknown" + comments: "Just a dead shrew on the carpet, a few long blades of grass alongside it suggesting it put up a fight. RIP." + - date: "19 July 2022" + super_species: "Bird" + specific_species: "Unknown" + kill_type: "Missing presumed dead" + killer: "Unknown" + suspect_killer: "NA" + comments: "Just a pile of feathers (probably of a young bird) outside the back door. The body would have been brought inside had we not locked the flap last night." + - date: "18 July 2022" + super_species: "Rodent" + specific_species: "Shrew" + kill_type: "Alive" + killer: "NA" + suspect_killer: "NA" + comments: "No remains this morning but a shrew trotted into the living room at about 8am having been carried in by someone's murderous jaws at some point during the night. Eventually we trapped it under a plant pot and released it out the front. Shrews make a lot of noise when stressed!" + - date: "17 July 2022" + super_species: "Bird" + specific_species: "Sparrow" + kill_type: "DOA" + killer: "Unknown" + suspect_killer: "NA" + comments: "Mullered corpse lying in bloom of feathers on the utility room floor upon waking this morning. Do most of my hoovering in pyjamas nowadays." |