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authorMatthew Lemon <matt@matthewlemon.com>2022-08-22 07:39:06 +0100
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-title: 'Poetry'
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-Here be some poetry. Yar!
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-Sniffo.
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-title: "Katherine Ryan Was Fired From Hooters For What? | Big Fat Quiz"
-type: "writing/poetry"
-draft: true
-date: 2022-08-13
-categories: ['Poetry']
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-1,030,790 views
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- ...but she did open the first Hooters branch in England!
-
-Katherine Ryan's reason for getting fired is the funniest thing I've heard for some time!
-
-This sequence of interactions has got to be the funniest of the series!
-
-0:30. I actually thought Richard Ayoade said Noel Fielding's first job was 'being cute'
-
-As a Canadian I can relate to Katherines struggle.
-
-"Club Sandwiches not seals” is pure gold.
-
-Noel is so much funnier when he isn’t paired with Russell Brand.
-
-Aw bless! David got to use his joke! He's so miserable when he can't use it so it was nice that he got the chance.
-
-Always wondered how the knocker upper timed it so the first guy \
-wouldn’t be wakened really early and the last one with barely time \
-to get dressed before work. \
-Maybe the went to the furthest away house first?
-
-This is my favorite episode of bfq ever. So much personality across the panel.
-
-What's a baby seal's favourite drink? \
-Canadian club on the rocks.
-
-British humour is the best.
-
-my favourite thing to do atm is eat an edible and watch Katherine Ryan moments
-
-Hooters supports clubbing seals
-
-contestants never heckled Alex Trebec like that, saying he looked like a seal
-
-Took me a few seconds to understand what she wrote
-
-Saw jimmy being interviewed on Australian television two nights ago, \
-he’s had so much “work” he looks like \
-a freak.
-
-She says "You're welcome." Like she thinks introducing Hooters to the UK was a good thing.
-
-Katherine AND Aisling together.... good night. \
-By anyone's standards
-
-I find myself loosing all respect with everybody concerned with that program. \
-Funny they might, be but the insult they deliver to the public by pretending \
-that they didn't instantly recognize a knocker upper beggars belief, \
-and demonstrates just how little respect modern broadcasters have \
-for the audience.
-
-I feel like Noel would go out red dungaree's now
-
-Is this what people who watch TV consider to be comedy? \
-Goodness me! \
-Some people make their money easily these days. \
-Your mind must be scrambled if you watch this tripe. \
-I don't watch TV but these 'try too hard" people have been around since Adam. \
-Then again, it's the familiar faces you had seen constantly projected into your home \
-that have become your 'friends', the people you think you know, \
-the people you would like to socialise with, \
-the very people who wouldn't entertain your friendship in reality. \
-Or maybe you watch to be effected by the audience's fake 'studio' laughter \
-just to add some cheer to your little life. Pathetic.
-
-[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSz4dgDH0U)
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-title: "Notch Coding Prelude of the Chambered"
-type: "writing/poetry"
-draft: true
-date: 2022-08-13
-categories: ['Poetry']
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-This was originally streamed on August 20th 2021 on Justin.tv \
-A land long gone. \
-Thank you to Nicklaus Löf for archiving the first part. \
-I tried to use machine learning to upscale the video \
-But none of the results gave me satisfactory results \
-So this is it ladies and gentlemen. \
-At least the audio is good on this one lol
-
-Brutal! The first part is finally out, great job Hike, \
-i have all of the jam games from Notch \
-Some of them updated with resolutions and being adappted \
-The one i can't find is Bunny Press \
-If you know something about it please let me know. \
-Fantastic work :]
-
-when you start to learning programming basics and logic, \
-and you go to watch this video \
-you start to understand what he is doing \
-edited: It's bad to watch this at poor quality \
-but at least we can see this man working.
-
-If you want to fix Notch flickering problem at 37:32 \
-Just put the frame properties in this order \
-frame.setVisible(true); \
-frame.pack(); \
-frame.setLocationRelativeTo(null);
-
-I found it quite *pressurising* that he did all the boilerplate \
-code that I would normally not have to do if I was using something like \
-Processing! \
-Of course, Processing isn't for such professional use, but it was fun \
-to see some actual Java code anyway, :o!... \
-Thank you for the VOD, ";D! \
-Edit: this is REALLY me when programming.
-
-Thank you for uploading all the streams he did to youtube. \
-Does he streams again building something to twitch?
-
-3D stuff in 3 hours... Super cool!
-
-Can anyone make a guide on how to build this?
-
-21:52 when he starts.
-
-Can anyone tell me the math or programming technique \
-or idea behind the workings \
-of the renderFloor() method \
-around 1:11:06? I mean, \
-how does he convert to 3D \
-from a 2D set of pixels?
-
-[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO3SSlsgJM&list=PLgAujBKarXXoMxJDyi1Am4yvfbHYWRwOC&index=3)