From a95d310f6d62af3e9d2b440227fcd99ed3f38e48 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Matthew Lemon Date: Mon, 22 Aug 2022 07:39:06 +0100 Subject: update --- content/writing/poems/_index.md | 4 ++ content/writing/poems/first_poem.md | 57 ++++++++++++++++ ...therine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md | 77 ++++++++++++++++++++++ .../poems/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md | 60 +++++++++++++++++ content/writing/poetry/_index.md | 8 --- ...therine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md | 77 ---------------------- .../notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md | 60 ----------------- 7 files changed, 198 insertions(+), 145 deletions(-) create mode 100644 content/writing/poems/_index.md create mode 100644 content/writing/poems/first_poem.md create mode 100644 content/writing/poems/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md create mode 100644 content/writing/poems/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md delete mode 100644 content/writing/poetry/_index.md delete mode 100644 content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md delete mode 100644 content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md (limited to 'content') diff --git a/content/writing/poems/_index.md b/content/writing/poems/_index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..29803bc --- /dev/null +++ b/content/writing/poems/_index.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +--- +title: 'Poetry' +type: 'writing/poetry' +--- diff --git a/content/writing/poems/first_poem.md b/content/writing/poems/first_poem.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2d81116 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/writing/poems/first_poem.md @@ -0,0 +1,57 @@ +--- +title: "First Poem" +type: "writing/poetry" +draft: true +date: 2022-08-22 +categories: ['Poetry'] +--- + +According to Leonard Bernstein. + +O. \ +Oh. \ +Ooh. \ +Owaaaaaaaaah. + +Uh. \ +       Ffff. \ +Uh. \ +       Fffff. \ +Uhhhh. \ +       Ffffuuah. \ +Um. \ +       Ffffughk! \ +Uhmm. \ +       Fuugk. \ +Uhhmm. \ +       Fuck. \ +Uhm*maaaaaah*! + +*maaah*! \ +*Maaah*! + +Ma. \ +Mama. \ +Mama. \ +Mumma. \ +Mummy. \ +Mummy. \ +My Mummy. \ + I love you mummy. \ +Mum. \ +Fuck. \ +Fuck sake. \ +Fuck Sake Stop That. \ +Ma! \ +Expletive. + +mother. \ +My mother. \ +My Expletive mother... \ +My Expletive Mother! \ +Expletive die. \ +Sorry Expletive bitch please stop. \ +Please die ma. \ +Gone and fucking died. \ +Rest in peace. +Rest in peace. diff --git a/content/writing/poems/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md b/content/writing/poems/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d913807 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/writing/poems/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md @@ -0,0 +1,77 @@ +--- +title: "Katherine Ryan Was Fired From Hooters For What? | Big Fat Quiz" +type: "writing/poetry" +draft: true +date: 2022-08-13 +categories: ['Poetry'] +--- + +1,030,790 views + + ...but she did open the first Hooters branch in England! + +Katherine Ryan's reason for getting fired is the funniest thing I've heard for some time! + +This sequence of interactions has got to be the funniest of the series! + +0:30. I actually thought Richard Ayoade said Noel Fielding's first job was 'being cute' + +As a Canadian I can relate to Katherines struggle. + +"Club Sandwiches not seals” is pure gold. + +Noel is so much funnier when he isn’t paired with Russell Brand. + +Aw bless! David got to use his joke! He's so miserable when he can't use it so it was nice that he got the chance. + +Always wondered how the knocker upper timed it so the first guy \ +wouldn’t be wakened really early and the last one with barely time \ +to get dressed before work. \ +Maybe the went to the furthest away house first? + +This is my favorite episode of bfq ever. So much personality across the panel. + +What's a baby seal's favourite drink? \ +Canadian club on the rocks. + +British humour is the best. + +my favourite thing to do atm is eat an edible and watch Katherine Ryan moments + +Hooters supports clubbing seals + +contestants never heckled Alex Trebec like that, saying he looked like a seal + +Took me a few seconds to understand what she wrote + +Saw jimmy being interviewed on Australian television two nights ago, \ +he’s had so much “work” he looks like \ +a freak. + +She says "You're welcome." Like she thinks introducing Hooters to the UK was a good thing. + +Katherine AND Aisling together.... good night. \ +By anyone's standards + +I find myself loosing all respect with everybody concerned with that program. \ +Funny they might, be but the insult they deliver to the public by pretending \ +that they didn't instantly recognize a knocker upper beggars belief, \ +and demonstrates just how little respect modern broadcasters have \ +for the audience. + +I feel like Noel would go out red dungaree's now + +Is this what people who watch TV consider to be comedy? \ +Goodness me! \ +Some people make their money easily these days. \ +Your mind must be scrambled if you watch this tripe. \ +I don't watch TV but these 'try too hard" people have been around since Adam. \ +Then again, it's the familiar faces you had seen constantly projected into your home \ +that have become your 'friends', the people you think you know, \ +the people you would like to socialise with, \ +the very people who wouldn't entertain your friendship in reality. \ +Or maybe you watch to be effected by the audience's fake 'studio' laughter \ +just to add some cheer to your little life. Pathetic. + +[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSz4dgDH0U) + diff --git a/content/writing/poems/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md b/content/writing/poems/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9196eff --- /dev/null +++ b/content/writing/poems/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md @@ -0,0 +1,60 @@ +--- +title: "Notch Coding Prelude of the Chambered" +type: "writing/poetry" +draft: true +date: 2022-08-13 +categories: ['Poetry'] +--- + +This was originally streamed on August 20th 2021 on Justin.tv \ +A land long gone. \ +Thank you to Nicklaus Löf for archiving the first part. \ +I tried to use machine learning to upscale the video \ +But none of the results gave me satisfactory results \ +So this is it ladies and gentlemen. \ +At least the audio is good on this one lol + +Brutal! The first part is finally out, great job Hike, \ +i have all of the jam games from Notch \ +Some of them updated with resolutions and being adappted \ +The one i can't find is Bunny Press \ +If you know something about it please let me know. \ +Fantastic work :] + +when you start to learning programming basics and logic, \ +and you go to watch this video \ +you start to understand what he is doing \ +edited: It's bad to watch this at poor quality \ +but at least we can see this man working. + +If you want to fix Notch flickering problem at 37:32 \ +Just put the frame properties in this order \ +frame.setVisible(true); \ +frame.pack(); \ +frame.setLocationRelativeTo(null); + +I found it quite *pressurising* that he did all the boilerplate \ +code that I would normally not have to do if I was using something like \ +Processing! \ +Of course, Processing isn't for such professional use, but it was fun \ +to see some actual Java code anyway, :o!... \ +Thank you for the VOD, ";D! \ +Edit: this is REALLY me when programming. + +Thank you for uploading all the streams he did to youtube. \ +Does he streams again building something to twitch? + +3D stuff in 3 hours... Super cool! + +Can anyone make a guide on how to build this? + +21:52 when he starts. + +Can anyone tell me the math or programming technique \ +or idea behind the workings \ +of the renderFloor() method \ +around 1:11:06? I mean, \ +how does he convert to 3D \ +from a 2D set of pixels? + +[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO3SSlsgJM&list=PLgAujBKarXXoMxJDyi1Am4yvfbHYWRwOC&index=3) diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/_index.md b/content/writing/poetry/_index.md deleted file mode 100644 index 523b9b7..0000000 --- a/content/writing/poetry/_index.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: 'Poetry' -type: 'writing/poetry' ---- - -Here be some poetry. Yar! - -Sniffo. diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md b/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md deleted file mode 100644 index d913807..0000000 --- a/content/writing/poetry/katherine_ryan_was_fired_from_hooters_for_what.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,77 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: "Katherine Ryan Was Fired From Hooters For What? | Big Fat Quiz" -type: "writing/poetry" -draft: true -date: 2022-08-13 -categories: ['Poetry'] ---- - -1,030,790 views - - ...but she did open the first Hooters branch in England! - -Katherine Ryan's reason for getting fired is the funniest thing I've heard for some time! - -This sequence of interactions has got to be the funniest of the series! - -0:30. I actually thought Richard Ayoade said Noel Fielding's first job was 'being cute' - -As a Canadian I can relate to Katherines struggle. - -"Club Sandwiches not seals” is pure gold. - -Noel is so much funnier when he isn’t paired with Russell Brand. - -Aw bless! David got to use his joke! He's so miserable when he can't use it so it was nice that he got the chance. - -Always wondered how the knocker upper timed it so the first guy \ -wouldn’t be wakened really early and the last one with barely time \ -to get dressed before work. \ -Maybe the went to the furthest away house first? - -This is my favorite episode of bfq ever. So much personality across the panel. - -What's a baby seal's favourite drink? \ -Canadian club on the rocks. - -British humour is the best. - -my favourite thing to do atm is eat an edible and watch Katherine Ryan moments - -Hooters supports clubbing seals - -contestants never heckled Alex Trebec like that, saying he looked like a seal - -Took me a few seconds to understand what she wrote - -Saw jimmy being interviewed on Australian television two nights ago, \ -he’s had so much “work” he looks like \ -a freak. - -She says "You're welcome." Like she thinks introducing Hooters to the UK was a good thing. - -Katherine AND Aisling together.... good night. \ -By anyone's standards - -I find myself loosing all respect with everybody concerned with that program. \ -Funny they might, be but the insult they deliver to the public by pretending \ -that they didn't instantly recognize a knocker upper beggars belief, \ -and demonstrates just how little respect modern broadcasters have \ -for the audience. - -I feel like Noel would go out red dungaree's now - -Is this what people who watch TV consider to be comedy? \ -Goodness me! \ -Some people make their money easily these days. \ -Your mind must be scrambled if you watch this tripe. \ -I don't watch TV but these 'try too hard" people have been around since Adam. \ -Then again, it's the familiar faces you had seen constantly projected into your home \ -that have become your 'friends', the people you think you know, \ -the people you would like to socialise with, \ -the very people who wouldn't entertain your friendship in reality. \ -Or maybe you watch to be effected by the audience's fake 'studio' laughter \ -just to add some cheer to your little life. Pathetic. - -[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhSz4dgDH0U) - diff --git a/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md b/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md deleted file mode 100644 index 9196eff..0000000 --- a/content/writing/poetry/notch_coding_prelude_of_the_chambered.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,60 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: "Notch Coding Prelude of the Chambered" -type: "writing/poetry" -draft: true -date: 2022-08-13 -categories: ['Poetry'] ---- - -This was originally streamed on August 20th 2021 on Justin.tv \ -A land long gone. \ -Thank you to Nicklaus Löf for archiving the first part. \ -I tried to use machine learning to upscale the video \ -But none of the results gave me satisfactory results \ -So this is it ladies and gentlemen. \ -At least the audio is good on this one lol - -Brutal! The first part is finally out, great job Hike, \ -i have all of the jam games from Notch \ -Some of them updated with resolutions and being adappted \ -The one i can't find is Bunny Press \ -If you know something about it please let me know. \ -Fantastic work :] - -when you start to learning programming basics and logic, \ -and you go to watch this video \ -you start to understand what he is doing \ -edited: It's bad to watch this at poor quality \ -but at least we can see this man working. - -If you want to fix Notch flickering problem at 37:32 \ -Just put the frame properties in this order \ -frame.setVisible(true); \ -frame.pack(); \ -frame.setLocationRelativeTo(null); - -I found it quite *pressurising* that he did all the boilerplate \ -code that I would normally not have to do if I was using something like \ -Processing! \ -Of course, Processing isn't for such professional use, but it was fun \ -to see some actual Java code anyway, :o!... \ -Thank you for the VOD, ";D! \ -Edit: this is REALLY me when programming. - -Thank you for uploading all the streams he did to youtube. \ -Does he streams again building something to twitch? - -3D stuff in 3 hours... Super cool! - -Can anyone make a guide on how to build this? - -21:52 when he starts. - -Can anyone tell me the math or programming technique \ -or idea behind the workings \ -of the renderFloor() method \ -around 1:11:06? I mean, \ -how does he convert to 3D \ -from a 2D set of pixels? - -[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQO3SSlsgJM&list=PLgAujBKarXXoMxJDyi1Am4yvfbHYWRwOC&index=3) -- cgit v1.2.3