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diff --git a/content/blog/cats/cat_kills/index.md b/content/blog/cats/cat_kills/index.md index 4911c52..fe50094 100644 --- a/content/blog/cats/cat_kills/index.md +++ b/content/blog/cats/cat_kills/index.md @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ --- -title: "Cat Kill Log - 2021" +title: "Cat Kill Log" date: 2021-06-21T18:30:49+01:00 draft: false category: "cats" @@ -14,12 +14,53 @@ to exact such terror on the local wildlife. Here then is a simple list of slaughtered fauna for 2021. +#### UPDATE: 2022 + +I have decided to resume updating this. Best way to do it is to include a new table for 2022. As of 17 July 2022, I've missed about two hundred kills this year, but what the hell - no time like the present. + +Chris Packham - if you're reading this, you're right. Locking the cats out at night *does* result in a higher kill-rate. It's less hassle for us but more hassle for the birds. Lesson learned, but we're not doing anything about it yet. Let's watch the numbers. + +<table style="font-size:10px; width:92%; padding:2px; margin:2px;"> + <colgroup> + <col span="1" style="width:30%;" /> + <col \> + <col \> + <col span="1" style="width:15%" /> + <col \> + <col \> + <col style="width:40%"> + </colgroup> + <thead> + <tr class="header"> + <th>Date</th> + <th>Super species</th> + <th>Specific species</th> + <th>Kill Type</th> + <th>Killer</th> + <th>Suspect Killer</th> + <th>Comments</th> + </tr> + </thead> + <tbody> + <tr> + <td>17 July 2022</td> + <td>Bird</td> + <td>Sparrow</td> + <td>DOA</td> + <td>Unknown</td> + <td>NA</td> + <td>Mullered corpse lying in bloom of feathers on the utility room floor upon waking this morning. Do most of my hoovering in pyjamas nowadays.</td> + </tr> + </tbody> +</table> + + #### Current analysis as of 21 June 2021: <p><em>After an active period in May, the kill-rate has slowed a bit, but we suspect we're not seeing the victims...</em></p> -<table style="width:92%; padding:2px; margin:2px;"> +<table style="font-size:10px; width:92%; padding:2px; margin:2px;"> <colgroup> <col span="1" style="width:30%;" /> <col \> @@ -81,7 +122,7 @@ suspect we're not seeing the victims...</em></p> <td>Unknown</td> <td>Sadie or Cinnamon</td> <td>Head, wing, some feathers. The rest simply piles of <em>reguritate</em> like - glamorgan sausage.</td> + <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorgan_sausage">glamorgan sausage</a>.</td> </tr> <tr> <td>27 May 2021</td> @@ -170,6 +211,6 @@ suspect we're not seeing the victims...</em></p> ## The perpetrators -{{< figure src="sadie1.jpg" alt="Picture of cat Sadie" title="Sadie" caption="Killer" >}} -{{< figure src="cin1.jpg" alt="Picture of cat Cinnamon" title="Cinnamon" caption="Killer" >}} -{{< figure src="bob_bag.jpg" alt="Picture of cat Bob" title="Bob" caption="Killer" >}} +{{< figure src="sadie1.jpg" alt="Picture of cat Sadie" title="Sadie" >}} +{{< figure src="cin1.jpg" alt="Picture of cat Cinnamon" title="Cinnamon" >}} +{{< figure src="bob_bag.jpg" alt="Picture of cat Bob" title="Bob" >}} |